Gay or Straight: It's All Bi(nary) to Me

Guided choice in the Land of Panglonymous

Imagine:  You are my subject.  I am your King.

As a member of a gay nature/affinity group in the Land of Panglonymous, which would you have me dictate in the state schools first:

- That the historical contributions of ALL exceptional Panglonymans be conveyed regardless of their intrinsic natures or affinities.


-That the fundamental nature of the world, our Kingdom and its peoples be expressed as accurately as possible - with non-Panglonyman interpretations considered equally.

You must choose one or the other in this benevolent dictatorship (I reduce things to the binary before presenting my subjects with a choice.)

Also:  It is probable that the alternative not chosen will not be realized in your lifetime.

So choose wisely, countrymen.  And Pan bless.

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tiny February 28, 2013 at 01:00 AM
It is interesting. I thought the 3rd one was most interesting. Going to watch the last 25 minutes I didn't have time to watch earlier.
Panglonymous February 28, 2013 at 01:15 AM
Not sure a complete 'reset' would be such a horrible thing. Excluding 'us' altogether. But Sagan noshed with loads of brilliant folks. His exposure to exceptional humans made him a human exceptionalist. A .001%-er of another kind. Rarefied.
tiny February 28, 2013 at 03:16 AM
Panglonymous February 28, 2013 at 05:08 AM
Nice one. If I could dump my short stupid (dead) dad for Max von Sydow I would do it (sorry Pops.) The Virgin Spring. Pelle the Conqueror. The SOB is earth.
Panglonymous March 02, 2013 at 12:06 AM
If history is specious, shouldn't one petition to reform it before clamoring for equal inclusion within it?


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