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Gay or Straight: It's All Bi(nary) to Me

Guided choice in the Land of Panglonymous

Imagine:  You are my subject.  I am your King.

As a member of a gay nature/affinity group in the Land of Panglonymous, which would you have me dictate in the state schools first:

- That the historical contributions of ALL exceptional Panglonymans be conveyed regardless of their intrinsic natures or affinities.

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Or

-That the fundamental nature of the world, our Kingdom and its peoples be expressed as accurately as possible - with non-Panglonyman interpretations considered equally.

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You must choose one or the other in this benevolent dictatorship (I reduce things to the binary before presenting my subjects with a choice.)

Also:  It is probable that the alternative not chosen will not be realized in your lifetime.

So choose wisely, countrymen.  And Pan bless.

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