- Follows a whim to explore how dangerous dangerous is.
- Takes a photographer with him.
- Keeps in close touch with officers via his GPS-enabled smart device.
- Keeps in close touch with officers via CCTV in the area of town most highly populated by same.
- Has put glib where glib don't clearly belong.
- Deserves and will no doubt accept LB Post's Man-of-the-Year award for public relations.